spadenightmaren:

what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life


(Source: antiocial)

tongue-toyed:

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)

shouldnt:

We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.

pupbutt:

why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

My boyfriend and I are attending a wedding on Saturday and we both realized that we have no idea how to dance. This should be interesting.