what if your phobias are based off how you died in a past life

(Source: antiocial)


i never really liked

my name


until i found out

what it tastes like

when you write it in frosting

on top of a cake

(Source: your-scallywag)


We’ve officially reached that annoying time of year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday you die from a heatstroke.


why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better

My boyfriend and I are attending a wedding on Saturday and we both realized that we have no idea how to dance. This should be interesting.